I don't even know :p

okatu:

this woman had her sidewalk stolen
a slab of concrete
was stolen
2 men stole her goddamn sidewalk

okatu:

this woman had her sidewalk stolen

a slab of concrete

was stolen

2 men stole her goddamn sidewalk

(via laughcentre)

formerlybunsenturner:

firony:

bombprince:

melonlordn:

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

How eyeronic

get off my post

You don’t have to lash out

Eye see what you did there…

(via laughcentre)

hate:

it doesn’t matter how much sleep i get i will always be tired

My life thanks to college

(via laughcentre)

rocketships-and-cereal:

Sh*t man this ain’t even remotely funny

rocketships-and-cereal:

Sh*t man this ain’t even remotely funny

(Source: buttlerocket, via laughcentre)

littlemisslalonde:

remember when hannah montana lost her voice so her brother became a rock star named bucky kentucky

image

(Source: tthumbelina, via laughcentre)

rneerkat:

im not smokin pot im smokin hot

(Source: rneerkat, via laughcentre)

chickensgloriouschickens:

We’re having a chicken luau.  It’s getting crazy over here.  

(via laughcentre)

casfallen:

Did I have a Harry Potter birthday cake? Yes I did!

casfallen:

Did I have a Harry Potter birthday cake? Yes I did!

(via harrypotterconfessions)

chosenprat:

I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose

(Source: agendersam, via laughcentre)

buttlid:

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

(via laughcentre)

(Source: dootzy, via fuckyeahawesomefood)